EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS WRITING IN ALL CAPS ABOUT LIKE 5 DIFFERENT FANDOMS AND I FEEL LIKE CHANDLER
me: [walking past book store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞: I am other who has a crush on you
✂: Just delete your tumblr already
✌: You’re awesome
♡: I love your blog
❁: You’re beautiful
✓: I hate you
☹: You’re ugly
☀: I want to fuck you
♬: I wish we were close
♧: I wish we were friends in real life
☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: You inspire me
☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖: I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
cumbereds: meowsink: thestrangesherlcokian: sherwat: merrymepippin: gotagedandagiveemhellattitude: gnuliet: hot people are always hotter when you find out how nice they are im lookin at u tom hiddleston and you bonkyhort Cutiebrunch bonkyhort Cutiebrunch We all still know who this is. yeah, if you belong to the cumberbunch otherwise everyone goes WTF? no im 127% sure that...
thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
i actually feed on intelligence i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things about music, films, religion, beliefs, history i love listening to peoples opinions i love big words i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
dean-ilostmyshoe: loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart: i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much: vangoghstars: sparkafterdark: glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place. for the constellations of your skin to brush against the earth of mine i would swim the seas a...
pansypunx: remember when i thought i only liked boys remember when i thought i only liked girls remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
cloudcuckoolander527: chasexjackson: mrscalypsojackson: percy-is-drowning: Wow did you guys know that Percy’s name Perseus literally translates to “destroyer”? We didnt but im sure annabeth did if you know what im sayin I literally jumped out of my chair and onto my bed to scream laughter at this.
purified-adversary: DON’T FUCKING ACT SURPRISED WHEN GIRLS WHO DON’T NORMALLY DRESS UP ACTUALLY DRESS UP BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING ANNOYING OKAY AND ALSO DON’T FUCKING SAY “OH WOW YOU’RE ACTUALLY ACTING LIKE A GIRL” WHEN THIS HAPPENS BECAUSE THAT’S EVEN FUCKING WORSE
pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
ellie-ever-after: princess-hipster: I CANBST STOP AUGLINGH OMMYGOD ILM DYING OMSHIT WHY
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sherloquent: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: deucebag: theresavoidinmypolaroid: If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” it’s a cold and...
homeiswheretheheartsare: imagineyourotp: Imagine your OTP taking a bath together, just admiring each other’s bodies and placing gentle kisses on each other. So basically they’re just naked and touching… YES! We’ve abandoned all pretense and moved directly to smut. Oh yeah! I want to be a spider on the wall for this.